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And so it begins

Avery — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:48:08 +0000

I miss t-ball. We went an entire t-ball season with great coaches and parents. No problems from anyone. We only lasted 2 days of soccer before the “assistant” coach blames X for doing something he didn’t do. It’s bad enough she made up stuff but she even had the audacity to say that he was a poor sport to my face. Not once but twice. To make matters worse she sat him down for pushing when everyone is pushing… only problem is noone else has gotten removed from the game for it yet except him though. You know you’re in trouble when your kid is the only black kid in the soccer league. That’s my fault… I had no intention for my kid to be the Jackie Robinson of Mauldin rec soccer. I guess they have a high entry fee to keep the riff raff out… only problem is I’m what you might call an educated hick. Shucks, they done learned me a thing or two so I got me one of them thar college degrees and one of them thar blue collared jobs. They thought they had all the doors closed but my white trash butt with my rainbow family came strolling in the back. We still have at least 3 weeks of this too. Should be a blast.

Next Wednesday

Avery — Fri, 23 May 2008 15:04:05 +0000

Big day coming up as Zoë gets tested in Charleston meanwhile I’ll have Xander at his mental health doctor. Xander is covered by insurance… Zoe is $4 thousand out of pocket. Good times.

3 lbs 12.2 ounces

Avery — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:15:08 +0000

Weight back on the way up and Xander asked to pee on his own tonight.

Pee Standing Up

Avery — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 04:21:05 +0000

Zoë’s weight loss tonight was offset with Xander peeing for the first time standing up!!! There was more cheering in this house than has ever occurred. It made a sad evening turn glad. Now to get him to pee in … Continue reading →

Lopsided Grin

Avery — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:22:56 +0000

I just uploaded this picture of Xander to the gallery. It’s been my background on my computer for a while now and I’m finally getting around to uploading it. I can’t take credit for the face but I can the smile.