Navy

I got an officer recruiting letter in the mail from the Navy yesterday. This is funny to me because I’m 34 years old which seems a little old to be starting a career in the Navy. Either they are hard up for officers or they bought a crappy mailing list. I’m assuming the crappy mailing list is the problem but maybe they heard about my awesome few months in Air Force ROTC at the Citadel. I slept through every ROTC class which was touch since I was on the front row of the class. I guess the sleeping might have had something to do with the fact that every test they gave I had to retake since I would fail them all on the first try. The tests were all stupid crap like showing you slides of air planes and you had to write down the names of the plane. Sounds easy? Not really. They have like a hundred freaking planes! I had to retake that test 3 times before I passed it. Oh yeah, on my ROTC weekends I would sit at my desk in my room and sleep too. Do you want me protecting America??? I would be probably be asleep when the “enemy” attacked. Plus I have no desire to get my butt shot off. God bless Canada