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Vasectomy… Ouch.

Posted on July 2, 2009 - Filed Under Life | Leave a Comment

Nearly, one week ago I entered a dark room with no pants only to get my balls ripped up. Not fun. 3 kids are tough and 4 can only be worse so it’s a small price to pay for peace of mind. The right one hurt like holy hell. Other than the stitches, I feel [...]

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Cool

Posted on October 7, 2008 - Filed Under Life | Leave a Comment

I’ll be building this come the weekend:

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And so it begins

Posted on September 17, 2008 - Filed Under Life, X | Leave a Comment

I miss t-ball. We went an entire t-ball season with great coaches and parents. No problems from anyone. We only lasted 2 days of soccer before the “assistant” coach blames X for doing something he didn’t do. It’s bad enough she made up stuff but she even had the audacity to say that he was [...]

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Preggers

Posted on July 17, 2008 - Filed Under Life | Leave a Comment

Due date is March 10. We’re 6 weeks in. I guess I’m working on a basketball team.

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Next Wednesday

Posted on May 23, 2008 - Filed Under Life, X, Z | 2 Comments

Big day coming up as ZoĆ« gets tested in Charleston meanwhile I’ll have Xander at his mental health doctor. Xander is covered by insurance… Zoe is $4 thousand out of pocket. Good times.

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Whopper Jr.

Posted on March 22, 2006 - Filed Under Life | Leave a Comment

Praise be to Burger King for adding the Whopper Jr. to the dollar menu. I have a Burger King, Hardees, and Subway near my house. The Subway is the worst one in existence. The Hardees is like all Hardees… dirty and run my the dumbest “people” on earth. Sadly, Burger King’s menu had just bad [...]

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Dentist

Posted on February 27, 2006 - Filed Under Life | 1 Comment

I had to make a followup visit to the dentist today. Nothing like spending your lunch hour getting a filling put in. Tomorrow I get to take my wife to have her stitches removed during my lunch hour. Yummy. Not only that but I have to call the oral surgeon who worked on my [...]

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Staples

Posted on February 25, 2006 - Filed Under Life | Leave a Comment

My wife had her staples removed yesterday from her surgery. I watched the nurse remove the first half of them… then the nurse gave her a break. In between, I started getting a little light headed. I’m not noted for having a strong stomach but luckily I held it together. The 2nd half of the [...]

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Real Bed

Posted on January 4, 2006 - Filed Under Life | 1 Comment

Xander slept in his bunk bed for the first time last night. I’m going home at lunch to take down the old crib and put it in storage. He did great and even slept like an adult with his little head on the pillow. He’s growing up fast.

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Crash Bam Boom!

Posted on November 6, 2005 - Filed Under Life | Leave a Comment

Last Friday morning my brakes decided to fail on me and I smacked another car in the rear. Luckily, I wasn’t going very fast at the time so it could have been much worse. The other car wasn’t damaged too badly but my car took a beating. Right front fender = smushed, right headlight = [...]

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